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Masturbating and Masticating

Andrew. 19.
Welcome to my crib.

Dear lord, can I have a friend to sext with on Snapchat, K thanks

fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

dapper-denson:

lawdgevus:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

dead

😭😭😭😭

mockeryd:

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

Julie Andrews can never die

ghostcuddles:

my boyfriend’s yearbook picture

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

atheistfeeddotnet:

I love your religion for the crazy!

atheistfeeddotnet:

I love your religion for the crazy!

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

boy-alien:

girl hate is toxic, I don’t have time or patience for girls making fun of each other’s bodies etc